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So Me and Gerard are house managers this week. And everything that cook go wrong while cooking did go wrong. Lol. It was the funnest thing ever! Gerard cept burning himself, cut himself, then i totally took the cake but burning a chair and almost setting it on fire. I set a hot pot on a stool with a cushion on it and it burned in seconds. I made potatoes and everyone in the group LOVED them lol. they were actually pretty damn good if i do say so myself. We got free deer meat too. Gerard is a vegetarian for moral reasons so to speak, he doesnt beleive in slaughter houses so he ate the deer meat too.

So everyday we had to get up at 9 and then eat breakfast and shower, then get to the house work. We had to clean the living room, kitchen, bathrooms, the yard and that sorta thing. We usually were done by like 12 at the latest. Then we chilled and watched Digimon for 3 hours while munching out on leftovers. Then at like 3-4 we'd start on dinner. We didn't once make it on time for dinner. Cooking is so much FUN! Holy crap. Cooking with Gerard is a blast. We'd laugh so hardcore at all the mistakes that'd we'd make... solike every 15 min we'd be laughing. And it was nice doing meal plans with him being a veggie, so we could make proteins for the veggies, just him and Claudia. So i found out that kidney beans take 4 HOURS to cook. Dear god. It nuts. And lentals, dont actually take that long. It says boil them for 5 min and let simmer for 1 hr. And its 500 ml of water over the lentals. So I pour some water into the pot, dump a bunch of lentals into the pot them boil the shit outta them for like 15 min. Gerard tasted them; that's our way of finding out if something cooked, taste test, "Lowen the chicken done?" *Lowen Eats Chicken* "I think I just got samonela so not a little longer" "Cool dawg."; and he thought they were good so it worked out. On Wensday we made pancakes and didnt have enough, so on Thursday i made damn shure there was enough. We had two regular sized pans of nachos. Each pan had the following. 1 1/2 bags of nacho chips, 3 peppers, 2 onions, 3 jalapanos, a box of mushrooms and like 1 kg of cheese. SO DAMN GOOD! HOLY SHIT! LIKE WOW! lol Tonight we shall be making a vegetarian dinner tonight. Rice with a sauted veggies and a curry sauce over top. There beans in the curry for protein so its all good! Lol.

On Friday, we had free time so we phoned St. B and Steinback and we went to Winnipeg for the Fringe Fest. We saw this weird ass Freak Show. It was even that, it was just a 4 man theatre show with no singing. But Gogol Bordelo got played in it so it wasn't that bad. After that we went to explore then saw a street performer. He was a contortionist... on stilts.SO BAD ASS! =D He held onto a broom, behind his back, threw it over his head. Then under his legs and popped his shoulders back into place. He then got onto stilts and had a girl from the crowd put a ring up each stilt and he contorted his way threw both of the rings, WHILE putting a tennis racket over his head and climbing all the way threw the tennis racket. We flipped shit. So incredible! Then we trawnched around for a while. I got a lemonade from a Lemonade Heaven stand, it was the best lemonade I've ever had. Just plain delicious. After wondering by every vendor, we walked down the road and saw a club. We leand against a wall across the street from the club cuz there was nothing better to do. Two bouncers walk out with a REALLY drunk chick over there shoulders. They set her on the side of the road and walked away. She had two friends with her tho so it was that bad but still, I was shocked to see that. They just walked away. So we sat a watched this chick and all the friends that came and went for like 30 min. Then we saw a guy cross the street with SOO much swagger. Like just strutting this shit outta the street. So funny. Then this white dude came out to talk to the girls. He was such a wangster. Pants were like an inch above the knees, always holding his crotch. Lol. What a douche. Lol. One chick realized that we were watcheing and told her friends. Ian stared down the white guy. It was hilarious. We left to fallow the white guy toward the Fringe and got some more lemonade. We went back and a friend finally showed up to pick the drunk chick up. We walked to our meeting place and got on the buses and came home. When we got back me and Gerard had to make beard for lunch on Saturday though so it was rough. I passed out watching house tho so Gerard finished the bread.

On Saturday we got to go to the zoo with the other groups. We saw two prairie dogs trying to rape each other. It was hilarious. Then we checked out the monkeys. So awesome! There were these stupid poster around the park. "Why does a cow sweat out off it's nose? Because that's were their sweat glands are!" Well no shit. Afterwe went for a picnic at a little park not to far from the zoo. Sandwichs and fruit and veggies. Oh boy! Lol. We got to go to the Forks, were two rivers met in Winnipeg. Seb was with us the whole time so we got a tour of the area. We slowly walked to the Fringe again and I got some more Lemonade and a SKA mix CD. We got home at about 5 or 6 so me and Gerard went to work on supper. We had potatoes because my potatoes on friday were so awesome. And some left over deer meat, samon, and corn. It was tasty. We got free time to do what ever, but by the time that supper dishes were dun it was like 10 so they played Headbanz while i was watching House. Then we started watching Sex Drive, it was alright but i got tired so i crashed.

But its tiem to begin the dinner prep so I must be off.

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Lowen Redmane Carlson